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"Tender-crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch"
by Darius Rucker (Hootie)
 

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When my belly starts a rumbling and I�^�^�m Jonesing for a treat,
 
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I close my eyes for a big surprise the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch 
 
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I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch 
 
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The breasts they grow on trees and streams of bacon ranch dressing flow
right up to your knees
 
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There�^�^�s tumble weeds of bacon and cheddar paves the streets
 
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Folks don�^�^�t fudge ya cause you got the juice, theres a train of
ladies coming with a nice
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caboose; never get in trouble; never need an excuse
 
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That�^�^�s the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch  
 
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I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch 
 
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No one tells you to behave (behave)
 
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Your wildest fantasies come true
 
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Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves
 
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Red onions make you laugh instead and French fries grow like weeds
 
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You get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay
 
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There�^�^�s a king who wants you to have it your way,
 
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That the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch 
 
 
 
 
 
tabbed by Chris Gordy *2005